The crashed switchen ship!

There's a valley of shitstorms commin, capt'n! I've seen it with me own eyes, sire! Let us cast up our sails and be off before yee get hit by the barge like your old man!

Nay, we shall stay and brave it!

Capt'n, that's suicide, is it not?

Yes, it could be, but I could never live with myself if people knew me only as "the coward who ran away from a storm," onward!

Aye!

What's commin abroad the starboard bow, Shen!

It be a rock, about eight mudkips away, capn!

No, sire, that not be a rock.

Who gave you permission to speak, boy?

Not you, nor you, but I did, sire!

You did?

Ye.....ahhhh

Oh no, we've hit a rock on the port bow! Get to the ropes before it's to late!

I told you, capn! You didn't listen.

Aye, that I did not, laddie, but what's it worth to ya now if we're all gonna die?

My pride, sire, my pride.

Your pride is worth more then dyin?

No, sire, my pride be worth less than me life, but me pride be worth more than me position, so heyoo!

Ahh, a fine lad. You'll make a hell of a ship captain when you sprout a few of them good ol' sea legs.

That be too much, capt'n. (CRASH)

Oh, lad, and don't forget to tell your mother I said hey!

What!?

Lad, before I die, will ya give yer mother this ring?

Are you, my father!?

No, lad. I just be one of her whores, just another worthless cultdigger!

Toss it to me!

Here, catch!

Oh, no, I missed it.

Boy, you bastard, that was worth nearly five million pounds over in scotland!

Do they even use pounds in scotland?

I don't know.

Shut up! (dives)

No, boy, that ring not be worth a life! Don't do it!

(hits surface with ring in hand) Got it!

Wow lad, you sure do have the genes o' bravery within ya!

Ya think?

You bein sarcastic there, lad?

Nope!

Thought not, now go and take that to your mother.

I forgot to ask ya, how is it that we're the only ones alive when only one side of the ship bumped into the rock.

It be card night, don't you remember, boy, all games are to be located on the port side.

Ahh, so what about Shen, then?

Shen?

Your first mate?

Ahh, he be on the top o' the mast when Freebird hit the rock. It tipped over and flipped ta the other side, if you recall.

So, dead?

Nope, he could very well be alive. 'tmight me a good snatch to go and double check that, boy.

Shit, you think?

Yes, boy.


THIS SCRIPT BE DONE, BEEZEES, HOPEFULLY YOU GET THE GIST!