I don't feel like typing anything down, but some part of me obviously does, for I am typing this down right now. I guess that's the end of the test. Now lets talk about life.
It's odd how odd it feels to be alone. I feel like lonliness can give you the strength to protect people, and I don't want to explain why, so you'll just have to except that and use your brain to come up with a reason a person besides you might think something that you do not. It's kind of like what you do when you're reading some complicated or old prose and don't really understand what is being said or what the point is of what is being said. Your brain eventually comes to the conclusion that you have to think differently, so you do, and you learn something as a result; perhaps that's the way learning happens, or am I being too rash? It could definitely be one way that you learn something, but I'm sure it's not the only way, but so are you, so why did I just say that? I guess I said it to get you to think about it again so that you don't forget about it later when you get too old to remember anything, so that your last memory will be one of my ramblings about language that makes sense only to those as senseless as me.
Speaking of "so that," I have a grammar question for all of you English buffs out there, I know you're listening even if you can't read this because it hasn't floated to the top of internet blog mediocrity yet because it will eventually get there and you will eventually read this at some time, maybe in the future when alien people are excavating old hardrives from the earth that the "dumbass humans" destroyed by their own selfishness and pride, but not without cause, for the aliens who decided to dig up the remains of such a deserted planet discovered, by looking at the faultiness in us, the faultiness in their own species and achieved galactic piece by mirroring, and by mirroring I mean doing the opposite but looking the same, our faults. So, aliens, answer my grammar question. If you add a that to so, does the clause that comes afterward no longer need a comma before it. For example, if you write something like "I went to the park so that I could ride my bike freely," is that the grammatically right way of doing so, or is "I went to the park, so that I could ride my bike freely." the right way? Perhaps their both wrong because adding "that" to a "so" is bad grammar and should be avoided. I really don't know and am too lazy to look it up, so you readers will have to live without knowing or without telling if you're as smart as I think you are.
I'm done with my typing. Boy oh boy that was easy to do.
Now, to fix the grammar....ahh screw it, you fix the grammar in your heads folks; it's a good exercise for ya!
Goodbye.
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