Blandness

Thought dumpage, eh? I need to come up with a new name for this, seriously! Ahahahahaha. Here goes nothing. I don't know what the fuck to say. There's nothing to say, really. Everything's already been said. I don't want to keep typing, but my fingers keep moving regardless, so come on, and follow me into this magical world of brain knowledge soup. We'll go for the greatest dive ever. Make sure to bring your scuba-gear, or you may drown.

Now that we're down here, we can take a nice look at all of the beautiful underwater life. See that rock that looks like a tree? According to the artists, it's coral, but according to the scientists, it has a name that is so unmemorable that I haven't even heard it. And that thing over there? That's a rock. You can find a ton of those back on land, but under the water, they are much more special. Do you want to know why? They have a form of life called krill that live on them sometimes. Oh, you may say that rocks on land have life on them as well, but not life this beautiful. How can you say this life is not beautiful? How can you say that it is not worth living?

Now we're getting into the beef of the subject, readers, for now I have a topic to delve into that makes sense to me at the current moment: the meaning of life. Life can be long or short, but no one can deny that it has some sort of meaning. Anyone who does is an idiot looking for trouble, and perhaps suicide. Life's meaning is to find joy, which sounds pretty easy, but is actually extremely difficult at times. True joy is the joy that I'm referring to, and that kind of joy doesn't find many people on it's own. Usually they have to find it, which they never do because they are lazy, stupid, ignorant, or all of the above. How can people be this way?

I am typing random stuff again, and I don't care much how bad my grammar is. Actually, I think it's pretty good. Is there a bad sentence in this post yet? I'm not quite sure. There could be one or two, but I'm pretty sure I've nailed the good grammar on the head. Yeah, I know grammar very well, sentence-wise anyways. I can type a sentence that grammatically looks beautiful, but when it comes to the other sections, I fail.

Paragraphs are very difficult to create, ones that make sense and stay on topic. The first reason is that staying on topic is extremely hard for someone with the brain designed to join things together into perfect meshes of grey like mine. When my brain looks at things, no matter how different they are, it finds some sort of similarity between them. For instance, when I took a look at the land and the air, I found that they were similar because they both had letters in their spellings. (okay, I admit that that was a bad example, but I'm typing on the spot here; I don't have time to think)

I'm done. Enjoy the bad paragraph structure again. Adios, amigos!